Fun search terms, June edition

All of the following terms were used to find my blog in Yahoo or Google:



forgive those lifelong suicides robert hunter*

u.s. supreme court t-shirt "fuck the army"

love quotes involving tambourines

"Alice Cooper" "Bob Jones University"

famous dead golfers

biker funhouse old fart

england home school well-done or relative friend to speak to bring teacher name to guess what a an beatiful surname pronoun to do to make

i had 80 favorite cities on weather underground and you deleted it

Mark Sanford on crack for HOW LONG?

Mark Sanford stupid

Mark Sanford idiot

Mark Sanford mistress?

I need to kill fleas NOW crazy insane drugs fleas herbs kill fleas?

Feminist christians UNFAIR to women and christians!

Did king edward invent the Cromer Carnival of 1969

Can republicans be vegetarian?

Did Bob Dylan mean Nixon?

Real Housewives of New York TV botox! botox! botox!

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Now, who can argue with that? (name that movie quote!)



*I was intrigued by this line, and followed the search term back to Google, where I found Blue Heron's blog, and the entire quote in context:

Forgive those lifelong suicides
you who jumped into the water
fully clothed
to rescue the reflection
of the setting sun.

Robert Hunter

ZANY SEARCH TERMS--ongoing fun for all

As promised, the ever-ongoing ZANY SEARCH TERMS thread! (Part I here)

During the past few weeks, these particular search terms were used on various search engines, primarily Google and Yahoo, to find this blog.

(Feel free to add your own from your own blog, if you have one!)

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vegetarian octuplets on TV

Is Bob Jones dead?

Aztec fleas

Albert Hoffman bicycle ride speech acid

cause of death alcohol poison in my house without my knowledge do I still consider liable

daisy won't hold hot air

misfile comic porn

myrtle beach biker rally all fucked up now

new york times Jessica simpson cartoon sorry tony, i found someone else ronald mcdonald

Lindsey Graham evil

jackson browne & merovian kings

Meredith Kercher bloody hair in hand

I need to know exactly why Bob Dylan and Sarah broke up!

Alabama man gets attacked by ex-girlfriend with a crochet needle

Was John Updike on antidepressants?

allen ginsburg gender neutral pronoun

high fructose corn syrup commercial brothers actors

bethenny frankel fucks cab driver

can you recycle cat shit?

what is implied by the comments regarding daisy and tom and the secret society to which they belong*

Grateful Dead blogs with sense and sensibility

Daisy Duck blowjobs

"he hit me and it felt like a kiss"

porn stars crying

tarot reading in south by old Christian woman ONLY


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*apparently a GREAT GATSBY question

Dead Air Search Terms

One of the truly terrific things about Sitemeter and Statcounter--you can track the search terms and exact words (on Google, Yahoo and other search engines) that bring folks to your blog. These are the actual terms that people enter, that bring up my blog. (This means I have used these words in some combination, not that I am necessarily what they are looking for!)

Some of the search terms are pretty scary, some are interesting and make me curious, and others make me laugh so hard, tears literally run down my face.

Announcement: I've decided SEARCH TERMS needs to be a regular feature of DEAD AIR! They are just too good not to chronicle here.

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First installment:


movie of dead grandfather who doesn't realize he is dead body parts keep coming off

Daisy Duck porn

comic books of animal sex with humans and animal rights?

amanda knox diary things she wrote in her diary are completely disgusting, not to mention some of the filthy short stories she wrote for creative writing

nipple rubbing rock music NOW!

Kevin Cronin diabetes commercial

Octuplets mom is a head case

Michael Phelps naked bong

Iggy Pop naked Michigan

transgender Deadheads for Obama

Popular black names for white people?

Steely Dan the antichrist

radical feminists with vegetarian cats

Pete Townshend gay for HOW LONG?

"berkeley" "deadhead" "greek" "murder" "camp"


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(Yes, really curious about that last one... sounds like a fascinating story!)

Well, sports fans, that's it for this installment, but stay tuned. I get great ones all the time!


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Listening to: The Beatles - She Said She Said
via FoxyTunes