Friday, July 6, 2007

Me and Valerie

The problem is, I am the same height and weight as Valerie Bertinelli, and she is going around telling everyone she is fat. She is losing weight with Kirstie Alley on Jenny Craig! She's on magazine covers! She's on TV commercials! She's telling Rachel Ray about her fabulous new diet! How marvelous! (/sarcasm)

When these famous people decide they will lose weight for some major league sponsor like Jenny Craig, what if they don't? What if they can't? What happens then? Judy Garland time? Where's that dexedrine?

8 comments:

Dan B (no, not Bennett, think harder) said...

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Daisy said...

I love it that I am finally getting spam!

Daisy said...

Holy shit, did I just see you mention

Valley Of The Dolls

That was Patty Duke, playing Neely O'Hara, a thinly disguised Judy!

After a lifetime of Liza Minelli's denials, are you finally admitting it WAS her?

And oh good God, Arthur Treacher???????

shadocat said...

Daisy,

On Maggie J's recomendation, I am checking out your most excellent blog, and she is right, as usual!

I saw Valerie B.'s "before" picture on the People Magazine cover; am I the only woman in town who thought she looked gorgeous? And for some strange reason, I think Kirstie Alley looks just plain awful now, with her bleached blond hair, and bizarre wardrobe. Plus, although she still has plenty of curves, she just doesn't look right... jeez what some people will do to themselves because of some bad tabloid photos!

Daisy said...

Shado, you are sweet!

No, I am in total agreement, I thought the "before" photo was far better!

I am wondering why the Scient0logists didn't "cure" Kirstie's weight problem, the way she claims they cured her coke addiction?

Maybe they don't do food? :P

shadocat said...

is THAT was Kirstie Allie's claiming. that Scientology cured her coke addiction? Cuz it ain't so Miz Daisy!

Kirstie Aliie is from Manhattan, Ks. and one of my very good buddies, Denise, went to high school with her. She was a big ole druggie cheerleader(Kirstie), way before she went to Hollywood. Her parents cured her the old-fashioned way: sent her to Menninger's (when it was still in Topeka). Scientolgy, schmientology!!!!

shadocat said...

oops! I mean is THAT what...

Daisy said...

Really?

Yes, she does claim L. Ron Hubbard's religion cured her! ;)