Monday, May 16, 2011

Retro politicians

Listening to the Retro Rock channel on Music Choice, I am startled to learn what is considered Retro these days. Marilyn Manson is "Retro"? Holy shit, who knew. (The kids, I guess, knew.) And there is now "Hip-Hop Classics"... wait, what? Didn't hip-hop start, like, last Tuesday or something? How can there be classics already?

Yeah, aging can be perpetually culturally dislocating and ... sometimes, just plain weird. It certainly provides for perspective and ample opportunities for cynicism and skepticism.

Like, take Newt Gingrich. Please. (My photo is from our recent demonstration against Fox News.) Why do we have to put up with him AGAIN? My father-in-law is going to flip out over the simple fact that he has to look at Newt again, after his beleaguered congressional district was finally RID of his dopey, self-important, narcissistic neocon ass.

Conservative politicians never die, they just get jobs on Fox News.

Speaking of which, Mike Huckabee announced on Saturday that he is NOT running for president, for which small mercies we can be forever grateful.

His blather, however, was something else, all about his HEART and such. (Link to conservative Arkansas blog containing his complete statement here.):

When people asked me what it would take for me to run, I would tell them the same thing—pray for me to have clarity in the decision. I don’t expect everyone to understand this, but I’m a believer and follower of Jesus Christ. That relationship is far more important to me than any political office. For me, the decision is ultimately not a political one, a financial one, or even a practical one —it’s a spiritual one.

The past few weeks, the external signs and signals and answers to many of the obstacles point strongly toward running. When I am with people encouraging me to run, it’s easy to feel the strength of their partnership and commitment to help me to the finish line. Only when I was alone, in quiet and reflective moments did I have not only clarity, but an inexplicable inner peace—a peace that exceeds human understanding. All the factors say GO, but my heart says NO. And that is the decision I have made and in it have finally found resolution. I don’t fully understand it myself—but I’m sure the pundits will.
And the pundits understand that it's really about Huckabee leaving his lucrative Fox TV show (which he would be forced to do if he ran for president) whilst he is trying to build his pricey, nice new home in Florida.

I kept switching back and forth from Huckabee to America's Next Top Model... after engaging in a little herbal refreshment, I started thinking Tyra Banks will probably run for president herself some day. She's far more entertaining than Mike Huckabee!

Rob Zombie is Retro? (shakes head in old-lady amazement)


sheila said...

I'm just a shakin my head too! lol Classic hip hop? WOW! I'm totally old now. LOL! I just ate, so I didn't appreciate your mentioning Newt, lol. As for Huckabee, what a load. He doesn't have the $$.
And at least Trumps not running... although... I would have loved to see that, now THAT"s ENTERTAINMENT.

JoJo said...

I feel old now too, thank you! lol When I hear the expression "20 years ago", I think 1980's or 70's, not 1991. lol

I'm glad Mike Huckabee isn't running. He made no points in my state after letting convicted killer Maurice Clemmons out of prison (Huckabee signed the order allowing him out when he was serving life w/o parole), then Clemmons came here and murdered 4 police officers.

I heard Trump pulled out as well. Eegads, are we gonna be stuck w/ Caribou Barbie?

John Powers said...

Yeah I remember back when dates began with a one! It's so strange to me to see folks born in the 1980's trying to take down those born in the 1990's a peg or two ;-) Something I do like though is how music is a bridge between generations.

I posted on Facebook notice of Lloyd Knibb's death. The son of a friend born in the late 1980's commented that a friend of his was in a band which opened for the Skatalites. And the drummer in that band was never so humbled as when Knibb sat behind his drum kit and began to play.

The kids know their music and are making great music, I wish there was more appreciation for it among older music lovers.

Kevin T. Keith said...

"Conservative politicians never die, they just get jobs on Fox News."

Ha! Too true.