Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Will Folks claims to have had trysts with Nikki Haley

Steamy sexual accusations against South Carolina Republican gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley have once again resurfaced and heated up (haha) in these tense weeks before the election.

FITSnews blogger Will Folks, who certainly knows how to drive up hits on his blog, has now come forward with hot stories of trysts in the back of Haley's SUV.

Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far? (link to pdf file of Folks' sworn affidavit) Apparently so, sports fans!

Some of the juicier bits:

Republican Haley and I shared our first kiss while sitting in her parked car outside of MacDougal's restaurant and bar in downtown Columbia, SC. This kiss took place in early 2007 following an evening with friends at the nearby Liberty Taproom. After this first kiss, Rep. Haley drove us to the parking lot behind the neighborhood center at Emily Douglas Park where we parked for approximately 45 minutes. There we slid back the seats of her Cadillac SUV so that Rep. Haley could climb on top of me.
(((fans self))) These are Republicans, do you believe?!?!? (Well, after Mark Sanford's lovesick hymn to tan lines, I guess we shouldn't be surprised.)

Folks swears they even got it on in her State House office (this one sounds perilously close to a porn-reel, to me)... as well as in his apartment and of course, more hot SUV action. Phone records confirm many late-night phone calls, and there isn't any argument about that from the Haley campaign. But what might they have been talking about? (giggles)

And it gets better! Folks is calling for a forensic examination of her laptop, if you want the dirty emails between them. (And we DO, oh yes we DO.) But I sincerely doubt a subpoena of Haley's computer is forthcoming.

And BTW, these aren't the only accusations... lobbyist Larry Marchant, who came forward to say he had a one-night stand with Haley in 2007, told The Associated Press he will also provide an affidavit. (from Huffington Post story here)

Not sure what I think of all this. During the primary, it was fairly obvious what was happening, but now? Why are all of these Republicans coming forward now? Are they trying to lose the election? Does that make any sense?

Haley is in political agreement with Folks... in fact, that seems to have been one of the attractions between them.

As Matt Drudge would say: Developing...


D. said...


It wouldn't bother me at all that Republicans/conservatives/right-wing types screw like rabbits. What gets up my nose is the hypocrisy, the cries for morality, the sheer "We-can-have-fun-but-don't-you-dare." (Although I do have to say that "Bible-based family values" as a concept is hysterical if you've read the Bible...)

JoJo said...

She could be Angie Harmon's twin sister.

southcarolinaboy said...

"And it gets better! Folks is calling for a forensic examination of her laptop..."

THIS is what is wrong with America.

Danny said...

I agree with JoJo.

And it doesn't help that the bit of background you can see in the picture looks like a picture Harmon may have taken when she was acting on Law and Order.

DaisyDeadhead said...

Jojo and Danny, she really does! Had not even thought of it until you pointed it out.

white rabbit said...

I can officially reveal that Thingy Haley has never climbed on top of me. Or indeed vice versa.

One less rumour to deal with...

sheila said...

Oh ms daisy, I do declare! lol
Nothing that juicy in ohio. :o(

Laci the Chinese Crested said...

I may have put that comment about

Kama Kama Kama Sutra with me
Kama Kama Kama Sutra with me
Kama Kama Kama Sutra with me

on the wrong post.

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