Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Half Step Productions

.... is the name of our new PRODUCTION COMPANY, yeah!

This is a reference to the Grateful Dead song (below) as well as a covert 12-Step reference.

It used to be said, in 12-Step circles, that whenever you 'worked' a particular step of the 12 Steps in a half-hearted or otherwise incomplete, namby-pamby fashion, you were taking a "half-step." I don't know if this slang is still in use. I always liked the term because of the song, even if it was considered a put-down; I figured a half-step is better than none at all. (Humorous aside: "13th step" was when a sponsor and sponsoree decided to get it on.)

When my talented consigliere, Gregg Jocoy, asked me what the name of the production company should be, the song was playing (on the radio show) and of course, it just seemed right.


Grateful Dead - Mississippi Half-Step Uptown Toodleoo (Studio)


JoJo said...

Lost my boots in transit, babe,
Pile of smokin' ash
Nail a retread to my feet
And pray for better weather!!!

I LOVE that song!!!!!!

Conseglieri said...

Get on board folks. Buy your shares in Halfstep Productions now while they are cheap!

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