I went to traffic court over my smash-up, and it wasn't too bad. They waived my fines! But it was surreal, we were like in an assembly line: NEXT! Such is modern justice. I restrained myself from quoting Woody Allen, when they asked how do you plead?
Guilty, with an explanation!
PS: I am torn as to whether to tag this LAW AND ORDER, or what Abbie Hoffman called Lawn Order, which he said is what it's really about. :)
Abbie wins.