Friday, October 29, 2010

Anonymous man does not have sex with Christine O'Donnell

Wow, what an election year... is all I can manage to say.

I wake up and I see Christine O'Donnell in a Ladybug costume, all over the internet. Happy Halloween, yall!

Apparently paid good money by THE GAWKER, an intrepid (but anonymous) fellow writes that he partied with Christine on Halloween and provides ladybug photos. She's drunk!

But... well... that's it.

Wait, what?

Christine and I got cozy on the couch and popped open another beer.

Things got physical on the couch pretty quickly. It wasn't long before we'd moved from the living room to my bed.

I won't get into the nitty gritty details of what happened between the sheets that evening. But I will say that it wasn't half as exciting as I'd been hoping it would be. Christine was a decent kisser, but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed, Christine informed me that she was a virgin.

"You've got to be kidding," I said. She didn't explain at the time that she was a "born-again virgin." She made it seem like she'd never had sex in her life, which seemed pretty improbable for a woman her age. And she made it clear that she was planning on staying a virgin that night. But there were signs that she wasn't very experienced sexually. When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.
Yeeeuck, what an asshole. Can I say I'm very glad Christine didn't give it up for this guy?

He also calls her a cougar, if you can believe it.

One hates to defend a piece of shit like O'Donnell, but this is misogynist and just plain AWFUL. I'm sure we could hear juicier stories about, ohhh, ANY of the male senators. Why is Christine more interesting? Well, she's attractive and unmarried... and female.

But what gets me: Although O'Donnell's campaign is comparing this to Will Folks and his Nikki Haley-SUV tales, it simply is not analogous. WILL FOLKS IS NOT ANONYMOUS and is ready and waiting to be sued, which he won't be. This "anonymous" character can't be sued.

Oh wait, yes he can. The Smoking Gun has tracked him down: Brad Kurisko, 28, is a district executive with a Boy Scouts council in the Philadelphia area.

Boy Scouts? Oh, Jesus H. Christ.

Yes, the Boy Scouts! And as you might expect, Brad's a little upset about that getting around, and claims his roommate stole his Boy Scout uniform:
In a series of phone conversations this afternoon, [Kurisko] acknowledged that “Anonymous” had worn his Boy Scouts outfit, but claimed that he was unaware that the uniform would be seen in photos published with the O’Donnell story. “I have to go home and kick his ass,” Kurisko said of his buddy, whom he declined to identify. He added, “I had no idea that any pictures existed.”

Asked if he was involved in the preparation or brokering of the Gawker story, Kurisko declined comment. While denying that he was “Anonymous,” Kurisko refused to identify the story’s author, claiming that TSG was “asking me to throw someone under the bus.” He also refused to answer a question about whether he received money in connection with the story (Gawker's editor told a Yahoo reporter that the site paid in the "low four figures" for the O'Donnell story).

While Kurisko refused to out “Anonymous,” some online activity this evening may point to the author’s identity. Shortly after his last phone conversation with a TSG reporter, a single name disappeared from Kurisko's list of Facebook friends.

The man with whom electronic ties were abruptly cut is Dustin Dominiak, a 28-year-old buddy who attended Albion College with Kurisko. Records show that Dominiak has previously shared a Philadelphia address with Kurisko. One online posting reports that Dominiak, a Michigan native, has worked as an auditor at the Federal Reserve in Philadelphia. [...]

Soon after Dominiak's name vanished from Kurisko's list of friends, Dominiak’s entire Facebook page (which listed 356 friends) was suddenly deactivated. Perhaps this was Dominiak’s attempt to achieve a greater degree of anonymity.

UPDATE: In a phone interview tonight, a besieged Kurisko told TSG that Dominiak is the man pictured with O’Donnell in the Gawker photos. He said that while Dominiak had borrowed his Boy Scouts uniform, he was unaware of the existence of photos of his roommate with O’Donnell.

Kurisko said that he had no idea that Dominiak was preparing the Gawker piece and only became aware of its publication after speaking with a TSG reporter late this afternoon. He added that he is now concerned about “preserving my job” in light of media scrutiny, which has included reporters attempting to contact members of his family. These contacts, Kurisko added, were triggered by a Village Voice report that erroneously identified him as “Anonymous.”

Dominiak is “well aware of the situation,” said Kurisko, who added, "I was not aware this was going down."
Stole his Boy Scout uniform to party with Christine! This gets better and better.

The Gawker has been attacked by everyone for this story, even liberals from Salon, and this little journalistic stunt appears to have BOMBED OUT big time. They have even earned themselves a brand new Twitter hashtag: #GAWKERFail.

And what do you think? Get rid of her at any cost? Or is this just too much?


Skinner said...


Bryce said...

what skinner said.

Joan Kelly said...

what I think is that I'm not surprised when supposedly anti-conservative, supposedly liberal journalists (or supposed liberals with any other jobs, or none at all), are misogynist towards females, period.

If NOT behaving in a misogynist way is dependent on any given woman being "good", then what you are doing is not actually reserving your woman-hating for the women you think are evil, but reserving the *expression* of your woman hating for contexts in which you think you can get away with it.

CrackerLilo said...

I understand where O'Donnell's hypocrisy is tempting. However, this is simply disgusting and misogynistic. There are many things that disqualify O'Donnell from public office; getting drunk and stupid one Halloween isn't one of them. At least she's smarter than I gave her credit for--she didn't go all the way with that awful man.

I'd add more, but Joan Kelly said it for me.

thene said...


O'Donnell isn't going to win anyway so bullshit like this exists only to make the rest of us feel shat on by our supposed allies on the so-called left. next!

DaisyDeadhead said...

Ohhhh my dear Thene. This isn't your well-mannered home country, where people slink away politely after they lose elections...maybe give a civilzed, wonky interview here or there, but that's it. Ha!

This is NOT the way Americans lose elections!!! ((insert robust John Wayne/Maureen O'Hara/John Ford Western guffaw here)) :...we kick all that shit to hell and back!!!!...: this is THE CELEB-INFESTED/INFECTED USA, where people are famous for being famous. Do you honestly believe we will be RID of O'Donnell when/if (still think there is an IF) she loses? ROFLMAO -- not hardly! We are still stuck w/Sarah Palin, aren't we? THINK.

No no no, this is only the BEGINNING and she is DANGEROUS. They will find some unknown district somewhere to crown her Congresswoman (she now has the national name recognition to stomp all over any little-known mousy/wonky incumbent, simply with her celebrity gravitas) OR some political office to reward her with, which might be far worse. How does head of HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES sound to YOU! ("No masturbating!"--decrees Christine, and makes it law this time.)

This is how you have to look at Christine! Through AMERICAN IDOL/FOX NEWS eyes.

Right now, Christine requires a nice pricey advance, and then she can pay a good ghostwriter to string all these weird-ass vignettes from her life together and make them make "sense" (well, you know what I mean, Tea Party "sense") of them, so that the celebrity-hagiography can begin in earnest. Palin is the prototype; I wasn't (merely) kidding when I called it iconography.

And once they have the official bio down (she was unprepared when she won the primary), she can move on up.

white rabbit said...

I blogged on this too. What a complete creep (the kiss and tell artist I mean). well okay, ermmmm......

Marion said...

yuck. We hear quite a few stories about your election in Canada, but I think this one beats all.

Guess there'll be more before it's all can get pretty raunchy. All the stories come out just before the balloting... said...

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